Twitter

Dear people who read this,

This is now a Twitter feed, or whatever it's called. I'm a twit now.

kthnxbye!

Power Pointer

Dear presenter,

If you are presenting to a room where everyone has at least a bachelor's degree, for example you're teaching a group of graduate students, then you do not need to read the slides to us. You can safely assume that we all can read bullet points.

-kthnxbye!

Sexual Education

"We watched this movie about sex, I swear, it was like 'Leave It to Beaver!'"

...

There must be a better analogy.

kthnxbye

Jargon

Dear Professor,

"Gerund" is not jargon, it's grammar.

kthnxbye!